Ben evli değilim ama liderimiz ve örnek insan AL BUNDY den bazı alıntılar , işine yarayacağına eminim!!
yada neye bulaştığını anlarsın

* There's only one dead guy in this mall and you're looking at him.

* Why is it that Elvis is dead but I'm in hell?

* We all have to live with our disappointments...
I have to sleep with mine.

* I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women.

* I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry?

* Something sinister's going on so I know a woman's behind it.

* Life didn't pass me by, it sat on my head.


* Love is not only blind but stupid.

* Computers and women are ruining the country.

* If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave,
and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

* In order for a house to be a home, only one can make the rules.

* Threats don't work on me... I've already been to hell.

* How would I know, I never look at you!

* Look at your mother, you've got her so worried she's
looking every bit her 50 years.

* Go away, Peg!

* Peg, I suspect your mind, much like the lost continent of Atlantis,
no longer appears on any map.

* I'd rather dive of the Sears Tower head first into a thumbtack
or bait a crocodile with my manhood...

* Not quite as old as the hair on your legs...

* Come on baby. We've got things to do;
eyes to blindfold and babies to make.

* I would like to plant a showel right between her barren eyes.

* You see kids, it was a dream and you were replaced by
two sixpacks in the refridgerator.

* If he slept with you, he's the stupidest man on earth.

* Peg, when you married me,
was it pre-meditated or a drive-by marriage.

* Home, work, can a man have too much fun?

* Kelly, it's not that we don't believe you.
It's just that we don't believe in love.

* I will show him the same kind of respect that any father would
show a 41 year old man who dates his teenage daughter.

* I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex.
I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.